Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Scientists still don't know but ...

Behavioral scientists have yet been unable to explain why thousands of drivers leave their homes and their jobs each year at the end of March to travel to Louisville.

Word has it that a special team of scientists from Amsterdam will be attending MATS to complete a commissioned study on this phenomenon. Dr. Wilhelm Von Gutenhauser and his team just finished up a study of Indonesian turtles who swim thousands of miles to return to the beach where they hatched.

Not only will they study why drivers swarm in droves to this truck show, but how they somehow, mysteriously, have the ability to navigate the mazes set up for them by show management.

The scientists are determined to discover if this ability been developed in isolation or in a variety of contexts and constant inaction. It could be a major break-through in understanding truck drivers.

Can you dig it?

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